Wednesday, January 26, 2011

Milk Squared?


Several days ago, I had an idea that has been plaguing me since. I thought about how I always make hot chocolate with milk, even if it says you can make it with water. I considered how there must be some form of dried milk in there and wondered how it affected my hot chocolate when I made it with actual milk. Was it extra milky? 
I had a flashback to the kitchen cabinet. I remembered seeing a bag of dry milk, inconspicuously sitting in a draw. Dry milk is basically a compressed version of milk; one simply needs to add water to create milk. I wondered what would happen if one put dry milk in actual milk instead of water. Double the protein? Extra nutrients and thickness without any extra fat? It seemed like an inevitable win-win. A perfect beverage without any consequences. Skin milk squared. I knew I had to try it.
Today, I decided, was the day.
I had the tablespoon measurement ready. The glass of milk poured. I had mentally mapped out the nearest supply of chocolate in case I gagged (although I doubted this would happen). But I somehow could not make myself do it. When I open up the bag of dry milk, I simply could not imagine drinking the stuff. No matter how much I tried to convince myself that it was organic and really no different from regular milk, I wanted nothing to do with the chalky white powder.
I guess I will never know if milk squared is just too good to be true or an actual epiphany in milk production. It made me realize that even if we have good ideas, if we never take the risk, we will never get anywhere. We just need to willingly face the possibility of failure to actually achieve something. For example, in Elizabeth Bishop’s “Sestina,” if the grandmother had had enough courage to get to know the child, their lives could have been better. I need to become willing to accept failure, because failures can help us grow just as much as, if not more than, successes.

Monday, January 10, 2011

My Allusion-Filled Thoughts on Blogging

Have you ever seen the movie Julie and Julia? Basically, a girl decides to blog about cooking a book full of recipes in a year. She made blogging sound like so much fun; I almost wanted to try it, but I had nothing to write about.
Then we had the chance to start a blog in AP English. The template choices dazzled me. I wanted them all! However, I found it challenging to come up with a good title. I still do not even know if I like mine.
At first, I thought that they would all need to have quotes and sound impressive and formal. Everyone analyzed the book at first. But when I realized that we could truly write about whatever we wanted, I started to enjoy blogging a bit more. I must say that I liked the freedom and creativity we could express on our blogs.
However, sometimes, coming up with an interesting topic frustrated me. I did not want my blogs to bore people, but I simply could not think of anything creative or funny to say. Having to write two blogs a week pressured me into coming up with some blogs that I do not a particular sense of pride in (although I did try hard on all of them).
But on the off chance that I thought of a good topic, I loved blogging. Writing the parody of tik tok was really fun (and Nicola can agree that if it comes on the radio on the way to gymnastics, I will feel the need to perform my version). When I wrote an especially good post, I would check my stats every once in a while to see if anyone read it (Yes, this may sound obsessive... but you probably do it too... I think?).
Overall, I loved the blogging, but I disliked the pressure to write something and the rule that we could not comment of someone elses blog more than once. In the graph, I can proudly say that I am in either the blue group (fun) or the pink group (other- requirement).

Sunday, January 9, 2011

The Character Quiz

I have devised a quiz to help you decide what character you are most like. Please do not be offended; this is just for fun!
  1. A data sheet is due tomorrow. You...
    1. Blackmail your older sibling into doing it for you
    2. Call all of your friends, begging them to peer-edit it
    3. Scoff at the idea of work and turn in a blank sheet of paper
    4. Hack into Serensky’s e-mail and cheat your way out of it... So stealth.
  2. You see Moushumi approach. You...
    1. Start a rumor that Gogol now hates her
    2. Run to her- She is just soooo amazing!
    3. Applaud her for rebelling against her culture
    4. Flip out--- You think you see yourself? You think you are hallucinating!!!! How is this possible?!?!?!
  3. Your best friend only has one piece of gum left. You...
    1. Steal it
    2. Ignore it
    3. Give them more
    4. Explain the benefits of reusing gum several times
  4. The multiple choice extra credit game is here! You...
    1. Blackmail your classmates into choosing the wrong answers on purpose.
    2. Find a group of friends and just do what they tell you to do
    3. Offer to go up to the board and then give everyone a point every time just to spite the authority
    4. Hack into Serensky’s e-mail and find the answers. She will never expect it. You were always so quiet...
  5. The US government found out that you were the one who always messed up the flag in Ms. Serensky’s room. Now, they threaten to punish you which shock therapy. You...
    1. Blame it on your best friend to get out of it
    2. Run away... Leave this life behind...
    3. Admit to the crime and then plead insanity (But you did it on purpose)
    4. Assure the government that it was simply the wind from the open window
Note: Please share your results in the poll!
Mostly A
Your are Iago/ Nurse Ratched!!!
You are very manipulative. People believe that you are nice on the outside. Then they realize that you are crafty, power-hungry , and fear inspiring.
Mostly B
You are Gogol/ Billy Bibbit!!!
You feel self- conscious at the slightest of things and do not really know where your beliefs stand. You run away from your problems and follow other people’s lead. Not to mention that you have a questionable taste in women...
Mostly C
You are McMurphy (and kind of Desdemona)!!!
You try to rebel against authority and make some powerful people pretty angry. But you take loyalty seriously and others look up to you.
Mostly D
You are Bromden/ Moushumi!!!
If you saw Moushumi and got confused because you believed that you saw yourself, you are either (a) Crazy (Bromden) or (b) actually Mosuhumi. You also have some major stealth (Moushumi cheats on Gogol, Bromden eavesdrops).
Note: Please do not attempt to do some of the suggested actions. Also, realize that Serensky probably does not have such things in her e-mail. 

Thursday, January 6, 2011

The Unpredictable Cliche

And then he realized that it was all in his head. The End
This is a typical twist.  The main character either (a) dreams or (b) imagines everything.  Either that or (c) they find out that their friend  partner is not actually their friend at all.
The problem with Shutter Island is that not just one of these typical twist endings occurred. All of them did.
I really looked forward to seeing the film. And I must admit, I enjoyed it quite a bit. Perhaps because I sat in the back, but I did not find it nearly as scary as I feared, but the plot was actually interesting, along with the menacing music that always seemed to find its way into the background.
But did it have to have a twist? Maybe if I had not known that a twist would show up, I would have found that choice bearable. But as soon as the film came out, everyone raved about how the twist completely shocked and surprised them.
As soon as I heard that there was a twist, I knew that I could never have the same experience. A twist always means a drastic change in perception. So it did not take very long to assume that t, since the movie took place at a mental institution, he main character  must have mental problems without realizing it (although I must admit, the different identities of the characters in his story surprised me quite a bit).
However, I mean to say that for a film known for the big twist in the end, I found it painfully predictable. If too many movies have a ‘big twist,’ then none of them actually have a twist at all because the twist has become cliche.
Have we reached a stage in movies that they must become disturbingly perverse to conjure surprise?
(Note: does anyone know any movies that have a unpredictable plot twists without becoming outright disturbing?)
(Note 2: Literally five minutes after I typed this (but before I could post it), I went back to reading a book and found out that someone who everyone thought was a friend was actually a spy. The irony of this did not pass me)

Sunday, January 2, 2011

English and Gymnastics: an unexpected parallel

“Oh no-- the thing I’ve been avoiding-- I finally have to actually do it” I thought at gymnastics as I waited on the vault runway.
As the matter-of-fact, I also thought this when I eventually started on my data sheet.
One thing you should know: I do not like vault at all. The idea of running full- speed at a large, stationary, object scares me. Although I knew I would have to do it eventually, I avoided this event for as long as possible. The same goes for my data sheet. I tried to put it off for a while, pretend that it did not exist, until I realized that I would have to face it.
In many ways, AP English prepares us for these real- world encounters with unpleasant tasks. It forces us to face what we dread and to keep going when we feel like we are dying out. One such example of this is the notorious in-class essay.
The in-class essay not only takes away class time, but it drains energy too. At the end, the students are exhausted, sharing complaints of a cramped hand or mental breakdown. This, again, parallels with gymnastics.
Over winter break, we have had three hour practices from 9-12 from Monday to Friday for both weeks (actually it was only from 9-11 on Christmas eve). By the end of practice, we would feel tired, but then a coach would say something about conditioning and we would not quite get to relax, just like the conclusion of an essay.
AP English teaches us to persevere and face daunting tasks. Now back to that data sheet...